No Playmates - No Life

Hugh Hefner woke up and looked at the sun. He only wore boxer shorts and a T-shirt and lit up his cigar. He turned around and saw nothing else, except the beach, the sea and his Koenigsegg. He asked himself : "How did I get to this beach?" Then he noticed that he had a big hangover. His telephone rang :" Hey what's up, man? I'm Simon Desue."- " Hi, do I know you?" - " Yes, yesterday I was with Count Dracula at your party on the Playboy Mansion." - " Simon did you know how I came to this beach here in the middle of nowhere?" Suddenly the connection broke up. Then he remembered last night. He thought: " Oh no: Dracula has stolen my plane with all my playmates." He went to his car and found a gun on his seat. He spoke slowly: "A life without playmates is no life! A party without playmates is no party! A Playboy Mansion without playmates is no Playboy Mansion!" Then he took the gun in his mouth an shot himself.

HAPPY END